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Jeff the Muffin

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 One day a blueberry muffin named Jeffery walked down the counter top his brother Cupcake Liu. they soon got stopped by a gang of disgusting BRUSSELS SPROUTS!

" GIVE US YOUR CRUMBS!" They shouted.
" SUCK MY BLUEBERRYS!!" he said. Then he picked up a toothpick and beat up their leafy butts. he was covered with leafs when he heard the doughnut guards. They ran home but it was to late the doughnut guards were at their house. Cupcake Liu said he had done it and the doughnut guards pushed him in the garbage disposal. If that wasn't bad enough a kid took a bite of Jeff  AND LEFT HIM ON THE COUNTER!! Now he was crazy and one night he was home in cabinet and he picked out all of his blueberries. his mom (a cupcake) walks in on him.
"Arent I yummy mommy?"
"Yes let me go get your dad ( a blueberry muffin) to show him how yummy you are."
~in the muffin box~
"Bluey  wake up! Get the fork!"
" You lied to me mommy." jeff was right there then he...ATE THEM DUN DUN DUN!!! Then he disappeared !!

Extended ending~
       "Mom can I have a muffin" I shouted.
"yeah" she said
I walked to the cabinet and went to grab a muffin but they were gone.
"What the hell. Who's always eating my muffins...
This is just a joke story though it will have more parts. So please no mean comments?
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LulahandFluffy's avatar
This is really funny